‘I made sure it fit their diet… on the outside': Vegetarian roommates eat flatmate's food, flatmate plants meat in pizza crust

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Eleonora Bader
Aug 11, 2023 1:00 PM EDT

Food is a topic people always bicker over. Parents, siblings, roommates… the closest depiction of reality I can think of at the moment in order to give a proper example of what I mean is Joey, from 'Friends'. He doesn't share food, and most people wouldn't appreciate having their own scrumptious morsels being taken out of the fridge and plopped into somebody else's mouth, either. Especially if that somebody didn't ask for permission. 

u/BotsAnonymous expressed his disdain for their vegetarian roommates, who would consistently take his food without asking. There are fewer things as frustrating as the entitledness these roommates seem to portray. It all started a few weeks ago when OP had gotten some cheese bread and placed it in the fridge, saving it for later. Later came and went, and with it, the cheese bread.

As if that wasn't infuriating enough, the roommates had only one excuse to give when confronted… and that was, that they were 'tipsy'. Wow, good one. Why didn't I think of that? So original. But hey, points for admitting to it, right? This became a thing, and the pattern began establishing itself. OP got food, OP was left no food. On and on it went, until one day, OP had had enough and decided to enact some petty, sweet revenge on his vegetarian roommates.

He made sure that they were not as vegetarian as they would have liked to be, although, with their morals, I wonder if they even cared. Scroll down for the full story, and next, check out this retired engineer who used his skills to masterfully get back at his own neighbors, who were causing quite the ruckus, and using their pool for parties late into the night.

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    Font - Posted by u/BotsAnonymous 12 hours ago I planted my stuffed cheese bread with meat so my vegetarian roommates stop eating my food without asking
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    Font - A couple weeks ago, I got some cheese bread from a pizza place and only had a few pieces. I left the rest in the fridge so I could have it when I got home from work the next day. Next day I get home, grab the box of cheese bread and open it, they left me ONE piece. Mind you, I
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    Font - ate only a few pieces the previous day so I had about more than half remaining. I asked if they ate it and they admitted to it because they were "d". They always just eat my food if it can fit their vegetarian diet, and they never
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    Font - ask me. Just a few months ago, I bought 10 boxes of Mac & Cheese cause they were on sale 10 for $10. They ate 8 boxes and I only had 2. That was supposed to be a last resort option for me for when I didn't have enough money or didn't feel like making food. AND, they
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    Font - never once offered me any of my food when they made it. So today, I just went and got some pizza, bread & wings. I already know they're gonna eat the pizza and just take the meat off, however, I ended up getting stuffed cheese bread & I asked if they could put pepperoni
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    Font - inside of it. The restaurant agreed. So now, I'm just waiting until my roommates get home, eat my without telling me just so I can enjoy the satisfaction of telling them that they ate meat. S
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    Font - Don't eat my food if you're not gonna ask. F around=find out EDIT: for those blowing up my DM's wanting an update, they did end up eating the bread but it was while I was sleeping, so I had no chance to confront them. I'm currently on my way to work. Will update more tonight at about 9PM EST.
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    Font - FluffWit 10 hr. ago I'd start drinking their b If you're not much of a drinker just pour it out and say you drank it. 980 Reply Share
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    Font - +4 12 hr. ago I'm disappointed. I was expecting wings in the pizza somehow. CoderJoe1 1.3k Reply Share
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    Font - Mantequilla_Stotch 11 hr. ago you know you can ask for cheese over the toppings so it will be impossible for your room mates to pick all the meat out. Also, you should have cleared a drawer in your room to store dry
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    Font - goods and gotten a mini fridge from FB marketplace and keep it in your room. If you really want to be petty, go on a strictly carnivore diet. Make sure that you get things bl and that need prep work
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    Font - and do the prep when they are home. Use their cutting boards to descale the fish or pull the innards out of the turkey. go get a fresh chicken and pluck it in the living room with a trash can next to you as you sit on the couch watching tv.
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    Font - Excellent_Ad1132 +2. 11 hr. ago Next time add some ghost pepper sauce to whatever it is. Or if you really want to take it to the upper-level, Carolina Reaper. They will remember you.
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    Font - BotsAnonymous OP 12 hr. ago They most likely aren't gonna see it. It's stuffed cheese bread with pepperoni. The pepperoni is layered in the middle of the bread. So unless they open up
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    Font - the middle (which they won't) they're not going to notice until either A. They bite into it, notice a meaty texture and look at it Or
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    Font - B. I find out they ate it by looking in the box and tell them 54 Reply Share
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    Font - MaskedCrocheter · 11 hr. ago Ask the pizza place to put the pepperoni first and the cheese on top. Or for a little extra charge have them sprinkle back on under the cheese. 10 Reply Share
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    Font - N_Da_Game 9 hr. ago If they will eat pizza after taking the meat off, seems they would have no qualms with pulling the pepperoni out of the cheese bread. ↑ 10 10 Reply Share
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    Font - djn808 8 hr. ago If they are going to eat meat pizza with the meat picked off why are they even vegetarians? That bread is soaked in meat juice lol. Reply Share ↑ 7 7
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